27 June 2007

Gold Stars

There are a number of special moments that happen inside this office on a weekly basis, and this week did not go by unscathed by the tarnish of poor fashion trappings and even some superhero getups.

Mac Girl! paid us a very special visit this week in all her black spandex, clip on roller blade glory. Her day job as a Mac technician is obviously very demanding, and it requires a lot of special accessories. Imagine for a moment you’re building an avatar of Mac Girl!: you would want to start with a lumbering body and then top it off with a thick head of blond hair that is pulled back into a mind numbing pony tail and then braid that pony tail until it extends to the waist. (Now whip your braid back and forth a bit for good measure!). Next add a black spandex cat suit and a little nylon aerodynamic jacket. Your shoes are obviously clip on roller blades (Duh! So you can rush from one Mac emergency to the next!). Now for accessories add a utility belt that you can clip your three cell phones, blackberry, 200 keys, flashlight, IPOD, water bottle, screwdriver, luna bar, and extra roller blade wheels onto. Also be sure to velcro on some random knee/elbow/hip and ankle protectors. Now when your avatar walks around in the office make sure she makes the appropriate *swish*swish* sound of a giant, hulking braid brushing against too much black nylon and spandex. Oh my god! Your avatar is so sexy! Don’t let her out of your sight! And whatever you do, don’t let her rappel in through the window—please insist that she use the door… (she is real and she is amazing -kiki)

Other fashion misdomeneors committed this week:
-Dirty hemp choker with clay beads (No! How could you?!)
-Kiki what about my sweater as a scarf look? Sometimes I feel like walking that line...
-Leather fanny pack, again and forever.

And remember it is NEVER acceptable to tell your co-worker "Nice legs!" Never! Okay? Just remember that for me. Thanks.

Shiny gold stars for everyone this week! You look fantastic!
Heart,
Becca

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