Human Blog: August 2007

31 August 2007

Me Jungle

Jungle trip trip jungle go trip jungle go.

good ideas

"woman, we still have to karaoke magic man on our lunch breaks. just to get it out."

29 August 2007

24 August 2007

excerpts from our zine 3 ("good ideas")

kik: also, i got inspired by you.

11:12 AM lyd: ????

kik: by your BEAUTIFUL NAILS.

lyd: yeah!

kik: heh. no but really. i decided to give it another shot.

i havena been biting, they're growing a wee bit.

11:13 AM lyd: wee nails

kik: ahhhhhhhh hold on be back in a minute.

7 minutes

11:21 AM lyd: oh. can you put a picture of like sunshine wearing glasses on the email;

11:22 AM kik: wha?

lyd: nothing

11:23 AM kik: that is awesome.

good idea

lyd: thanks;

kik: i thought you meant there was like, an emoticon that was sunshine wearing sunglasses.

lyd: naw i would love that though

.........................................
lyd: i free

thats what i said last night

kik: rubiks cube!

11:30 AM you free?

lyd: soo free

11:31 AM kik: you can embarrass yourself for free

lyd: i shall

kik: leather jeans is a lifestyle.

lyd: it is my life style.

20 August 2007

I had this intense vision the other day that Lydia and I went to the BedStuy Y tonight to get our gym on, and something really insane and life-changing and maybe dark/deadly happened to us on the walk back. Then, this morning, Lydia gchats with me and is like, "Hey do you still want to go to the gym?" And I'd been meaning to go to the gym with Lydia for about a weekend, but then I had this vision, and so I told her about the vision, and we both kind of freaked out together for a bit (she's been watching a lot of Twin Peaks) and consulted on-line Tarot spreads for hours except they weren't helpful because they were SO VAGUE. But basically we've decided that it is important for us to try and confront this vision tonight, because it's just too weird and there is safety in numbers. Will we be hit by a

car? Will someone snipe me? Will we stumble into a tesseract? How does the card NAN NAN BLOCLOU LA FLAMBEAU come into play? Vengeance? Will Vengeance be involved? OMG, please stay tuned!

17 August 2007

Highlight Of This Week

Listening to this song like 20+ times a day.

14 August 2007

Excerpts from our zine 2

me: it is going to be insane

lydia: more fun then ever

soooo many people

soooo much blues

.......

2:29 PM lydia: talented at being near free beer

me: i am talented at ruling.

i am talented at roman numerals.

lydia: i am talented at sulking

me: heh.

lydia: its truw

i am sulking now

me: TRUW

lydia: truw

i like that!

..........

lydia: 86ed from daddys for a total lack of positivity.

the scene would suffer because of you

and that would be cool

me: i want to make the scene suffer

...........

me:

2:46 PM we were having a dialogue.

lydia: hahahhahahahahaha

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i spit tea out of my mouth a little bit.

.........

me:

no, i think we've dialogued about this before.

lydia: ah

2:48 PM not while im eating

i dunno why i think that word is so funny

me: it's awesome.

i am your ally.

lydia: i canna handle it

YOU ARE MY ALLY!

...............

lydia: i think there are scenes. of information.

me:

making the information scene

.......................

me: we were never a joke band

2:59 PM

lydia: yeah. i get that.....

can we call our zine "we were never a joke band?"

3:00 PM minus all the shit talk.

......................

me: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS NOW WAVE3:04 PM lydia: i have good news for the world. there is no such thing as now wave

Excerpts from our zine

lydia: did you guys ever feel like the capricorns were part of a 'scene' even though you were so isolated?

dude!

me:

kind of but not really

lydia: like a nascent internet thing

2:56 PM me: i think in this one way since we have always existed primarily over the internet we never got to really "choose" what scene we were in.

lydia: mmhhmmm

that makes sense

me: like the way some bands are in a scene because they live in a certain area and sound a certain way and play with certain other bands.

but maybe i feel like we were never part of a scene at all too.

2:57 PM i think any scene we were part of was sort of determined by the other bands that our fans liked.

does that make sense?

lydia: yeah.

me: i wasn't kidding.

its a zine.

my favorite thing that happened yesterday:

"this google chat is a zine unto itself"

09 August 2007

this week in changing my life:

Last week, a woman rode by me on her bike wearing this little beauty and it has basically been all over since then. I'm haunted by visions of an imitation Louis Vuitton fanny pack. Which I do not, as yet, own. Please stop me...I have my fingers on ebay and very little money.

07 August 2007

Kulture Korner: exactly how fassst?

Kafani and Keak Da Sneak

I'm still like right there with this one.

Kulture Korner: Title Spoken by Character

I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

I KNOW WHO BLEW MY MIND.

If I told you what this movie was about you wouldn't believe me. If I told you what this movie was half about you wouldn't believe me. The basic formula, as far as I can work it out, goes a little something like this: The Parent Trap + USA Up All Night circa 1989 * The Watcher in the Woods %torture porn + stigmata * glass blowing+Luis Bunel+improvisation, possums, owls, crotch shots>willful, misguided, 88-miles-per-hour-in-a-De Lorean-bad+pilgrim costumes=I KNOW WHO KILLED ME%what remains of my brain.

Here is how IMDB has seen fit to classify it. Just keep going with the list. Once you get to "opossum" you'll know that you have passed through on towards "stabbed in the neck". May I stress: "title spoken by character".

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