More Excerpts From Our Zine

2:07 PM nordique: www.mymms.com

you can get custom m&ms printed for valentines day

but it's like soooooo expensive

2:08 PM and they won't print m&m's with "sex santa"

because it's "potentially offensive"

they will, however, print "skin santa"

eagles: thats what i was going to ask

nordique: i know

i'm sure they will also print

"scat canyon"

2:09 PM eagles: get it!

nordique: no way!

you have to spend at least almost $50

2:10 PM

i had it all worked out. just a mixture of different color m&ms that all say "LEATHER JEANS"

it would have been incredible.

2:11 PM http://www.mymms.com/customprint/

2:12 PM eagles: i made some gold and orange ones that said human gold.

2:13 PM but i couldn't figure out how to send it to you.

nordique:

what if i sent you a giant box of M&Ms that said "SKIN SANTA"

would you even be able to eat them?

eagles: i would eat all of them.

nordique: ha!

2:14 PM eagles: i would eat them even if they said sex poison

or lydia sucks

nordique: or just "suck it"

eagles: done

bad thing

nordique: fine.

eaten.

i want mine to say "wild thing"

or "totally feral"

eagles: cave candy

nordique: or "kiki puke"

eagles: candy

cave girl

human female

2:15 PM

poop document

nordique: ghost hole

eagles: span

2:16 PM dex

nordique:

MARY

KATE

eagles: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nordique: i'm gonna get you soooo many MK M&Ms

eagles: i will eat them

nordique: you better

DR.

CRUSHER

2:17 PM eagles: bev

crusher

or

jean

luc

nordique:

just

2:18 PM "WORF"

eagles: worf

is raw

nordique: OMG

2:20 PM jensen ackles

eagles: OMG

yes!

nordique: i know right?

2:21 PM eagles: i want pink and aqua m&ms to say jensen ackles

or brown ones that say like

neil young

rain-makers

me: i'm on sparks and tylenol pm

eagles: thats like making rain in your body.

me: it's an interesting cocktail

HA

WHAT
YES

12:34 AM eagles: when a high pressure zone and a low pressure zone meet and make rain?

me: you just bleeewwwww my miiinnnndddd

you just made me make the over-stimulated sound

eagles: thats how rain gets made.

heh.

Excerpts from our zine 2

me: it is going to be insane

lydia: more fun then ever

soooo many people

soooo much blues

.......

2:29 PM lydia: talented at being near free beer

me: i am talented at ruling.

i am talented at roman numerals.

lydia: i am talented at sulking

me: heh.

lydia: its truw

i am sulking now

me: TRUW

lydia: truw

i like that!

..........

lydia: 86ed from daddys for a total lack of positivity.

the scene would suffer because of you

and that would be cool

me: i want to make the scene suffer

...........

me:

2:46 PM we were having a dialogue.

lydia: hahahhahahahahaha

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i spit tea out of my mouth a little bit.

.........

me:

no, i think we've dialogued about this before.

lydia: ah

ah

ah

2:48 PM not while im eating

i dunno why i think that word is so funny

me: it's awesome.

i am your ally.

lydia: i canna handle it

YOU ARE MY ALLY!

...............

lydia: i think there are scenes. of information.

me:

making the information scene

.......................

me: we were never a joke band

2:59 PM

lydia: yeah. i get that.....

can we call our zine "we were never a joke band?"

3:00 PM minus all the shit talk.

......................

me: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS NOW WAVE3:04 PM lydia: i have good news for the world. there is no such thing as now wave

Excerpts from our zine

lydia: did you guys ever feel like the capricorns were part of a 'scene' even though you were so isolated?

dude!

me:

kind of but not really

lydia: like a nascent internet thing

2:56 PM me: i think in this one way since we have always existed primarily over the internet we never got to really "choose" what scene we were in.

lydia: mmhhmmm

that makes sense

me: like the way some bands are in a scene because they live in a certain area and sound a certain way and play with certain other bands.

but maybe i feel like we were never part of a scene at all too.

2:57 PM i think any scene we were part of was sort of determined by the other bands that our fans liked.

does that make sense?

lydia: yeah.

me: i wasn't kidding.

its a zine.

my favorite thing that happened yesterday:

"this google chat is a zine unto itself"