I KNOW WHO BLEW MY MIND.
If I told you what this movie was about you wouldn't believe me. If I told you what this movie was half about you wouldn't believe me. The basic formula, as far as I can work it out, goes a little something like this: The Parent Trap + USA Up All Night circa 1989 * The Watcher in the Woods %torture porn + stigmata * glass blowing+Luis Bunel+improvisation, possums, owls, crotch shots>willful, misguided, 88-miles-per-hour-in-a-De Lorean-bad+pilgrim costumes=I KNOW WHO KILLED ME%what remains of my brain.
Here is how IMDB has seen fit to classify it. Just keep going with the list. Once you get to "opossum" you'll know that you have passed through on towards "stabbed in the neck". May I stress: "title spoken by character".
- Body Part
- Glass
- College
- Identity
- Hospital
- Missing Person
- Mirror
- Nightclub
- Artificial Leg
- Piano
- New Identity
- Pole Dancing
- Identical Twins
- Glass Coffin
- Stalker
- Amputation
- Stripper
- Artificial Hand
- Blood
- Blue
- Bus Stop
- Computer
- Dead Body
- Torture
- Murderer
- Psychopath
- Exotic Dancer
- Secret
- Casual Sex
- Telepathy
- Rose
- Writer
- Twins
- Wheelchair
- Opossum
- Vision
- Stabbed In The Neck
- Mistaken Identity
- Story
- Stigmata
- Arm Amputation
- Severed Finger
- Severed Leg
- Title Spoken By Character
2 comments:
UGH! SO GOOD!
BUT WHO WAS FAT TEENA?!
I'm coming out against "torture porn". You heard it on the human gold blog first.
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