kulture vulture: songs that time should forget already, damn!

hot 97, do me this one favor: the next time i turn on the shower radio in my apartment, give me something other to wash my hair to than kanye west's "big brother." it can be anything really. i strongly encourage more ne-yo, which you are often willing to give me, although you are guaranteed to bookend it with "big brother." you could even do a freestyle weekend that riffs or puns off of the relationship one might have to a "big brother," songs such as "two to make it right," "together forever," or two of hearts," and i would even allow a strictly verbal shout out to kanye west's "big brother" as the definite inspiration for such a fine block of radio programming. but this is the thing about "big brother" that y'all at hot 97 must not realize: that song is not good; it never was; its infinite playing does not make it better; in fact, it makes it worse. i cannot sud up to this any longer. i don't know how i ever did.