Spotted: JULIA ROBERTS

Today I shopped for produce right next to Julia Roberts (who has twins by the names of Hazel and Phinnaeus, btw) in the Chelsea Whole Foods. I just thought you should know. (Also, she blew my mind slightly by being shorter than me. I always imagined she would be like 6'2" for some reason. Nigel Barker blew my mind in exactly the same way, except he's extremely handsome in person.)

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early woman stalk tate donovan

I saw Tate Donovan walking on 23rd Street after work yesterday. It was so awesome. If you're going to stalk a random TV celebrity it should totally be Tate Donovan, who was dressed like kind of an idiot and also visibly drunk. I followed him to Fifth Ave, where he stopped into Bank of America to use the ATM, then down Broadway. I wanted to see where he was going, but I lost him in the melee of Union Square.