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2:07 PM nordique: www.mymms.com

you can get custom m&ms printed for valentines day

but it's like soooooo expensive

2:08 PM and they won't print m&m's with "sex santa"

because it's "potentially offensive"

they will, however, print "skin santa"

eagles: thats what i was going to ask

nordique: i know

i'm sure they will also print

"scat canyon"

2:09 PM eagles: get it!

nordique: no way!

you have to spend at least almost $50

2:10 PM

i had it all worked out. just a mixture of different color m&ms that all say "LEATHER JEANS"

it would have been incredible.

2:11 PM http://www.mymms.com/customprint/

2:12 PM eagles: i made some gold and orange ones that said human gold.

2:13 PM but i couldn't figure out how to send it to you.

nordique:

what if i sent you a giant box of M&Ms that said "SKIN SANTA"

would you even be able to eat them?

eagles: i would eat all of them.

nordique: ha!

2:14 PM eagles: i would eat them even if they said sex poison

or lydia sucks

nordique: or just "suck it"

eagles: done

bad thing

nordique: fine.

eaten.

i want mine to say "wild thing"

or "totally feral"

eagles: cave candy

nordique: or "kiki puke"

eagles: candy

cave girl

human female

2:15 PM

poop document

nordique: ghost hole

eagles: span

2:16 PM dex

nordique:

MARY

KATE

eagles: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nordique: i'm gonna get you soooo many MK M&Ms

eagles: i will eat them

nordique: you better

DR.

CRUSHER

2:17 PM eagles: bev

crusher

or

jean

luc

nordique:

just

2:18 PM "WORF"

eagles: worf

is raw

nordique: OMG

2:20 PM jensen ackles

eagles: OMG

yes!

nordique: i know right?

2:21 PM eagles: i want pink and aqua m&ms to say jensen ackles

or brown ones that say like

neil young