Two Ideas

1. bushwiki.org ("like an e-neighborhood you can edit")
2. kikipedia.org (??)

I CAN FEEL IT.

(you might need this in your life. I dunno.)






godbless you Matt Blanks for that.

Good Gorillas

first and only mets blog.

I've avoided blogging about the Mets so far. Mainly because a) the maybe three people who read this blog don't care and b) I don't want you to know what I actually do with my time. But recent events have made me reconsider...slightly... if only to tell you that somebody's name still rhymes with "I love you".

Life Goals: Thurston Moore

Now I know how Thurston Moore writes my name.* Also, please check out how he crossed the "T" in his name with the arrow going through the heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god, I DIE.

(Actually, getting Thurston Moore's autograph is not one of my life goals, but since one of my life goals does involve Thurston Moore this feels pretty good. Also, come on, our names rhyme! What an adorable autograph!)


*thanks Stoney L and Awesome D.

An Example of Barf Management

Sparks Chose Me

Right. So on Friday night I stopped at the store by my house on my way to Band Practice to get a Sparks. Fine, 2 Sparks, whatever. The store seemed really busy, and there were a bunch of girls standing around wearing matching orange tank tops and I realized they were like, a SPARKS PROMOTIONAL TEAM. There was Sparks music playing -- this really awesome "hard rock" song with some dude shouting the words "caffeine.....taurine.....ALCOHOL!!!!!!" over and over again. Just fucking blowing my mind. After I purchased my Sparks they offered me either a Sparks t-shirt (so ugly) or a giant plastic Sparks beaker. Obviously I chose the latter, to feel like a fucking Sparks scientist, and maybe this is how I will create my new, more potent Sparks. Yes? I actually told the Sparks Promotional Team about my idea for a Sparks with more caffeine & taurine and they laughed at me, if you can believe that. I even left out the part about calling it "Sparks Deep Reality" and packaging it in an iridescent or clear can.

some netflix member reviews of "Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses"

this is an awesome movie for kids, i should know because i am 12 years old. i love the Barbie movies; they're so magical and all so full of joy. my two younger sisters really enjoyed this movie. i can't wait to hear what new Barbie movie thy will be making next! Thanks For Listening! ;- ) SEE YA!!

I thought this movie was very interesting. I did not expect some of the things to happen. I highly recomend this movie.

Usally Im not into Barbie flicks, but this was a good film. I would see it over again.

I think that this movie should get someone into watching it especially the ballet and Princess Genevieve and her 11 sisters. I think that the people that worked on this movie should be very proud of themselves because when I watched the movie even though I am 10 and a princess, even people that are old most likely will enjoy it.

early woman stalk tate donovan

I saw Tate Donovan walking on 23rd Street after work yesterday. It was so awesome. If you're going to stalk a random TV celebrity it should totally be Tate Donovan, who was dressed like kind of an idiot and also visibly drunk. I followed him to Fifth Ave, where he stopped into Bank of America to use the ATM, then down Broadway. I wanted to see where he was going, but I lost him in the melee of Union Square.

a haiku

i love oreos
quadruple stuf and much more
lonely black cookies.

more about sparks

I think the problem with Sparks is that I just don't feel like I'm drinking a lightning bolt.

This will be my last Sparks-related blog entry for a while. Thank you.

Cyber Twee

I think this scene already exists. I'm just defining it.

rain-makers

me: i'm on sparks and tylenol pm

eagles: thats like making rain in your body.

me: it's an interesting cocktail

HA

WHAT
YES

12:34 AM eagles: when a high pressure zone and a low pressure zone meet and make rain?

me: you just bleeewwwww my miiinnnndddd

you just made me make the over-stimulated sound

eagles: thats how rain gets made.

heh.

Good Ideas

Um, in case you were wondering, you cannot really light a Chips Ahoy cookie on fire. Shit doesn't burn. We try.

sparks

What's awesome about being a grown-up is that you can drink a Sparks at 4:00 PM on a Sunday if you want to.