What I Learned at the Medieval Fest

Gentle readers,

So yesterday I went to the Medieval Fest up at Fort Tryon park (NATCH). It was super humid and muddy/soggy and mostly like this weird gauntlet of turkey legs and fried dough and goth teenagers. We were kind of watching the joust, and then I was all "methinks I need a cup of mead" (probably on account of being like hilariously hung over from tiki bar, whatever, I'm all about THEMES) but what I always always forget is that mead is totally sickenating. I chose the "dry traditional" based on my memory of some past mead (drunk with some wenches at the Renaissance Faire circa 2003) which was too sweet and so gross, but "dry traditional" tasted like elf pee or something. So, don't drink mead! But maybe we should, because um, the Long Island Meadery's bottle of "sweet traditional" features this label:

HAPPY EQUINOX!

Now it's fall. Sunset tonight at 6:52pm.

good morning

Stuff I Might Go To

Monday 9/22:

A little band I like to call Gold Dust will play with Eat Skull, Little Claw, Psychedelic Horseshit, etc. at DEATH BY AUDIO. We're playing first, so don't show up too late.

49 S. 2nd Street.

ROOMS 4 RENT

Gentle Readers,

A friend of mine has 2 rooms opening up in his Sunset Park apartment, right off the 9th Ave D train (also close to the M and R trains). He's looking for queer/trans (or queer or trans-friendly), clean, non-meat-cooking roommates who wouldn't mind having an adorable tiny dog around some of the time. Rent is $633/month and the rooms are available 10/15 and 11/1.

If you are interested or know anyone please email us (humangoldcorp@gmail.com) and we'll put you in touch.

xoxo

The End of Summer

My favorite thing in New York City: